Decision Maker Gifts

'We have two options. Boldly tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes.'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this legal strategy.'

'How'll we handle this?'

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

Road signs - 'One way' and 'Or another'.

'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'

Mouse maze decision.

'Bonus time, Harris - which hand?'

"Okay, now what?"

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Change lanes now?

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

'Heads, we go global, tails, we declare bankruptcy.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Decision time

Wrong side of the tracks.

I'm weighing the risk against the reward.

A practical fortune teller.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Should we open a casino in our hotel?'... 'It'll be a gamble.'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

Roads for Graduates

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

Doubt or Certainy

Steering Committee - Three people trying to park a car.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Which magazine?