Financial Decision-maker Gifts

'Would you prefer paper of plastic.'

"Dad, I took the money out of my college fund, but I decided not to go to college."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"All those in favor Retweet."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Doubt or Certainy

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Business Philosophy 101.