Financial Decision Gifts

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

"I might just get a pie."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."