Decision Dabbler Gifts

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

My first mistake.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."