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'See? Nobody wants to make a commitment anymore!' (Sign says 'Stop - or whatever')

In/Out/These Things Happen.

That party went well.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Information Tightrope.

New Ideas in Business.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Miss Wythenshawe? Can I leave early, my brain is full."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Better phone upstairs for the latest figures.

'Sims, thought it was the data, but it's actually you that's flawed.'

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

Sitting man.

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.

There's no pleasing him. He tells me to go the extra mile and then compalins when I'm late for work!

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."