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'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Heads, we throw 'more money' at our problem; tails, 'more meetings'.'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Fork in the trail.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Illogic Tree

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping

'Which one shall I get?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"A big decision has to be made. Assemble all my 'yes' men."