Indecision Warrior Mugs

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

House of Waffling

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Take a seat please sir."

"Now, THAT'S a welcome sight! I was just starting to miss decision-making."

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'