Moral Dilemmatician Gifts

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

Face Trophies

What Kind of God

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"'Thou shalt not kill'....Well, does that ring a bell?"

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'Rocco, are you listening?'

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"I knew I was doing wrong. That kinda makes me right..."