Moral Dilemmist Gifts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'Rocco, are you listening?'

Ups and downs

"The banality of evil."

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."

"I knew I was doing wrong. That kinda makes me right..."

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'