Moral Dilemmas Fan Gifts

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Profiles in Courage

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

The angel and the devil.

'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

Asap's Fables.

'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'

'Aren't You afraid these will come across as kind of mean-spirited?'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'John's in charge of advising us on ethical matters, but to be honest, I've never had much confidence in him!'

Le Malade Imaginaire

"But he's always been nice to us."

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' form: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

"We all admire your coaching skills, Jummy Joe. We just need someone with more cheating experience."