Moral Quandary Fan Gifts

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"Okay, if I can't use my last wish to wish for another three wishes, can I wish that I find another magic lamp?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

The angel and the devil.

Asap's Fables.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

'Aren't You afraid these will come across as kind of mean-spirited?'

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

Le Malade Imaginaire

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

Assisted Euthanasia.

"We all admire your coaching skills, Jummy Joe. We just need someone with more cheating experience."

"We had to make some cutbacks."

Aesop's Fables - The Frog and The Ox

"Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness..."