Moral Philosophy Fan Gifts

Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say you're delivering your usual enormous campaign contributions to the members of the city zoning boards to ensure no potential competitors can open a caf

Le Malade Imaginaire

'Aren't You afraid these will come across as kind of mean-spirited?'

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What else is there to wish for?

"Eat my dust!"

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"You call this a constitution?"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Slavery Reparations

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.