Morality Play Fan Gifts

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Free Range Golfers

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Fancy Dress Box

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

Hall of Fame

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"I'm a bird dog."

Match-fixing (cricket)

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

Asap's Fables.

'A scandal involving money, drugs or women could end your career. I'm just overeating.'

"Let's play CEO's and regulators."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

"Who? Me?"

"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me."

'Aren't You afraid these will come across as kind of mean-spirited?'

Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say you're delivering your usual enormous campaign contributions to the members of the city zoning boards to ensure no potential competitors can open a caf

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

Armstrong, have you seen my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the caf

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"

New bribery allegations in cricket.

Do Not Feed the Ballplayers Steroids...