Moral Story Fans Gifts

Asap's Fables.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

Self raising Lazarus.

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Guys, guys! Let's take this from the top. Who ordered the chicken nuggets...?"

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

The Little Engine With Unrealistic Expectations

WHy do you call yourself Apple Clothing?

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

Can I ask you something man-to-man? What's up? Let's say you're delivering your usual enormous campaign contributions to the members of the city zoning boards to ensure no potential competitors can open a caf

The Good Little Boy Who Did not Prosper - an Illustration to M Twain's Story

Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.

The Doomsayers.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

'Aren't You afraid these will come across as kind of mean-spirited?'

'I won! I won!'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

Nice Guys Finish Last

Scrooge

Moses as a boy scout.