Moral Tale Lovers Gifts

The Good Little Boy Who Did not Prosper - an Illustration to M Twain's Story

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

The Mother Of Damocles

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Robot Olympics

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

Only Larry showed a look of concern as he remembered his mother's warnings that he should never run with Scissors.

"God is out to get me."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

The Little Engine With Unrealistic Expectations

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

"Something tells me we should avoid the sushi here!"

Asap's Fables.

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Okay...so I cheated."

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

'I won! I won!'

Nice Guys Finish Last

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

The Doomsayers.