Moral Story Lover Gifts

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

"David doesn't like manna."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Regifts of the Magi

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'Can I hold? Hey, I've got 40 days and 40 nights.'

"Its risk free, we've got Goliath"

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

The tortoise and hare

Religious toilets.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"Do you have a minute to talk about God?"

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.