Moral Storyteller Gifts

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Old Woman Tells Off Young Boy For Ignoring Religious Teachings And Stealing.

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

The Doomsayers.

'I'd feel like a hypocrite contributing to his farewell gift after firing him.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Did you tell a lie, too, Sir?"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Crisis of values

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"King Herod sent us."

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

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"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'