Morality Tales Gifts

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Ethics exam cheater.

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

The Mother Of Damocles

Crisis of values

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"Quit whimpering."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

Good V Evil.

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."