Moral Tale Collectors Gifts

The boy whose hair was on fire about some kind of wolf thing

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

"Beware of everything."

Dentist.

Football Manager's Parrot

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

"You'll be sorry Charles!"

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear how cheap they were when he was a kid.'

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

The Good Little Boy Who Did not Prosper - an Illustration to M Twain's Story

Nice Guys Finish Last

Hou Yi

Aesop

"David doesn't like manna."

"Yes, it's true: My big brother has actually seen rain!"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the Duchess.

Alice finds the looking glass is made of Lexan, and she can't get through it.

"Aesop, schmaesop."

"Remember son, there is no such thing as a free lunch! Only eat what you catch: anything you just happen to 'find' could be a poisoned bait. . ."

"How long have those two been inside?"