Biblical Tale Collector Gifts

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Joseph and his coat

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'The serpent was rotten to the core, but the apple was delicious.'

Brothers Grimm

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

First, the horses already boarded, and second, I know you're the Johnsons.

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

'I don't know...where are you going to keep your mobile phone?'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark