Biblical Tale Collector Gifts

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

Joseph and his coat

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'Damn, we forgot to cancel the book of the month!'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'The serpent was rotten to the core, but the apple was delicious.'

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'I don't know...where are you going to keep your mobile phone?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Ralph, have you noticed the other pairs are male and female?"

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark