Biblical Story Collector Gifts

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Meet the Author

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

Who's Dead

Newborn making the V-sign

Forbidden Vegetable

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'