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'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

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"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Meet the Author

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

So … how did you two meet?

The creation of the duck billed platypus.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Moses' TV guide.

Forbidden Vegetable

Newborn making the V-sign

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Who's Dead

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."