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Gold, frankincense and 'Merrrr'.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"The hyenas started it."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Meet the Author

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Regifts of the Magi

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

So … how did you two meet?

Danger: Falling animals

Quick, follow that star

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Forbidden Vegetable

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."