Biblical Scenes Collector Prints

Gold, frankincense and 'Merrrr'.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

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Regifts of the Magi

Quick, follow that star

Danger: Falling animals

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

Forbidden Vegetable

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."