Moral Dilemma Enthusiast Gifts

"We had to make some cutbacks."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Profiles in Courage

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

The angel and the devil.

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

"Do you ever wish you'd been a sinner?"

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

Aesop

"But he's always been nice to us."

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"