Moral Dilemmist Mugs

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

What Kind of God

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

Ups and downs

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

"I knew I was doing wrong. That kinda makes me right..."

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'Rocco, are you listening?'

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."

'Before we start, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'