Ethical Dilemmatician T-Shirts

"Nobody cares about my other trolley problems."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Slavery Reparations

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

Clones are people two!