Doctor's Dilemma T-Shirts

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

Profiles in Courage

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Tourist Crossroad

Brain vs heart

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

'Want to know how to deal with problem students? Have them sit in front of a computer that's turned off.'

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'

"This afternoon I have to deal with an irritable bowel and a grumbling appendix!"

'The good news is that it's not my problem.'