Doctor's Dilemma Prints

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

Profiles in Courage

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

Tasting Zoo

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

Dr Dinaram Cardiology: Hurt Feelings and Broken Hearts

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Tourist Crossroad

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Brain vs heart

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

'Want to know how to deal with problem students? Have them sit in front of a computer that's turned off.'

"This afternoon I have to deal with an irritable bowel and a grumbling appendix!"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

I've decided to be an undecided voter. It's back in vogue. They could build a reality show around me. They could start with a dramatic re-enactment of my childhood. What's your childhood got to do with this? For a long time, I couldn't decide which kid to play with: Brooke, the smart but secretive blond girl who sometimes fibbed ... or Mo, the rich bully who insulted everyone and was in treatment for pathological lying and Twinkie-hoarding. Childhood is full of touch choices.

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'