Doctor Who Fanatic Gifts

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Astral Projection

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Two Daleks fighting

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Scrip Doctor

War and Peace GIF

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Four Horsemen.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Teenage Shakespeare

"It was me who did it!"

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.