Doctor Who Fanatic Gifts

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Two Daleks fighting

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

Scrip Doctor

Teenage Shakespeare

Four Horsemen.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

War and Peace GIF

"It was me who did it!"

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'