Broadcast Booth Buff Pillows

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The Plasmas.

Whatever works for you.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Boarway Show

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"