Broadcast Booth Buff Prints

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Stephen Fry

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

The Plasmas.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Whatever works for you.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Boarway Show

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.