"After being lost in the desert for days, I'd think your first request would be for water, not a phone charger."
Social Media Junkie Pillows
Add a playful touch to their space! Our social media junkie pillows bring humor and personality, making any room a cozy corner for their favorite online activities.
"My new artificial-intelligence app just spews out a stream of unintelligible drivel!"
"Give me an F-Hashtag."
"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."
'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'
Social Media
Life is ghoul
"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."
"Aw, come on, Dad. Just one more hilarious attack-tweet filled with misspellings, inaccuracies and nutty conspiracy theories?"
Isolated by technology
"It's the Facebook of scentual media."
"Talk about tech savvy...she tweets instead of peeps!"
Underrated tweet
'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'
"Saying 'life is good' in your status updates is okay, but I think they get tired of seeing it every hour!"
21st Century Elvis
Social Networks
"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"
"Your husband has bird flu."
"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."
'I call it your blog-ectomy.'
Data Overload
Last Copter Ride
"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."
"Tweet? I don't think so."
"You never told me what you thought of 'Wolverine.'" "I was waiting." "For what?" "For the consensus." "My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict." "If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid."
Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.
'I've just got an update saying there are no new updates.'
"Finally, I can take a selfie."
"Let's first discuss Sue's feelings of neglect, Tom... then you can get back to your 400 followers."
'Quick! Someone's just uploaded another cat video to YouTube!'
'Huxtable has been on hold for four days, a world record? You mean that's what's trending on twitter?'
The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?
'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'
"Hi - is that Self-Important Loud-Mouthed Attention-Seeking Pratts with Mobile Phones Anonymous?"
Social Media Junkie Pillows Collection
Social Media Junkie Mugs
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Social Media Junkie Prints
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Social Media Junkie T-Shirts
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