Screen Saver Junkie Gifts

"I've thought long and hard about my new year's resolution...It's 1024x768."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm bored."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

100 best beheadings

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

Spooning

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Screensaver says project compiling.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Stop Staring at Me!

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

First Place Layabout

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.