Screen Saver Enthusiasts Gifts

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Giving each teacher a computer was a good idea, but why does the screensaver have to be a picture of the Principal staring at us?'

"I'm bored."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Traditional Family Meals

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'That website has been blocked.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

Screen Addict

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.