Screen Saver Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Giving each teacher a computer was a good idea, but why does the screensaver have to be a picture of the Principal staring at us?'

"I'm bored."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

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"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Traditional Family Meals

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

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"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'That website has been blocked.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Screen Addict

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

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'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'