Screen Savers T-Shirts

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Screensaver says project compiling.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Cool game!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Mind control

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Save money on the web.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Screen Addict