Screen Saver Aficionado Gifts

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"I'm bored."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Traditional Family Meals

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'That website has been blocked.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Screen Addict

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.