Screen Saver Critic Mugs

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"I was hoping for a better mirage than a screen saver of images."

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Cool game!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Mind control

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Screen Addict

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver