Screen Saver Curator Mugs

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Cool game!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Mind control

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

computer trick with teapot and cup

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Screen Addict

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'