Screensaver Collector Pillows

computer trick with teapot and cup

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

A boy with a camera

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

A gap between the solar panels

"Please feel free to browse."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

Useless-memory lane

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

Fun and games with wires.

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'