Screensaver Collector Pillows

computer trick with teapot and cup

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

A boy with a camera

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

A gap between the solar panels

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Please feel free to browse."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

Useless-memory lane

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

The Diary

Fun and games with wires.