Screen Time Reducer Pillows

The End of the Internet

"It cuts down on my screen time."

"I'm on a social media diet. I'm giving up tweets."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"My screen time is down 42%. If word gets out that I'm actually being productive, and not staring at my phone, I'll be ostracized by my generation."

Deposit phones here

"I'm trying to get my screen time down to 1 day a day."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"No screen time means more scream time."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

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