Screen Time Evader Pillows

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Child hooking into a television

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Deposit phones here

Facebook's business model

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

The End of the Internet

Man with an enormous TV

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"What are you doing?"