Screen Time Evader Gifts

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Child hooking into a television

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Facebook's business model

Deposit phones here

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

The End of the Internet

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

Man with an enormous TV

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

Hiding From Social Media

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"What are you doing?"

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'