Screen-time Striver T-Shirts

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Facebook's business model

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Hiding From Social Media

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"What are you doing?"

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"I'm just checking my inbox."