Screen Time Fiend T-Shirts

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Technologies and distance classes

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Tunnel of TV

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet