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RAISED BY PHONES

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

100 best beheadings

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Spooning

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Stop Staring at Me!

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Traditional Family Meals

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

Boy at Computer.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"