Screen Time Superstar Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

I should probably get out more.

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Graduates on their phones

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."