"He's an indoor cat."
Screen Time Appreciator Mugs
Kickstart their day with a humorous mug that pays tribute to their love of screen time. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs are a witty nod to digital devotion.
Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Crowded Ice Fishing
Cellphone Islands
Digital Fomo!
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
I should probably get out more.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Graduates on their phones
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Technologies and distance classes
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
Screen Time Appreciator Mugs Collection
Screen Time Appreciator Pillows
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Screen Time Appreciator Prints
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Screen Time Appreciator T-Shirts
Find fun and stylish t-shirts that showcase their love for digital life and screen time passions.