Screen Time Watchdog Pillows

"We opticians are seeing more of this, eyeball lock due to reading fellow commuters' mobile screens."

"They grow up so quickly."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Modern camping

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Phone Mittens

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Free Little Library

"No screen time means more scream time."

Children and technolohgy

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

RAISED BY PHONES

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"